Zora Magazine

Wash the white clothes on Monday and put them on the stone heap; wash the color clothes on Tuesday and put them on the clothesline to dry; don’t walk barehead in the hot sun; cook pumpkin fritters1 in very hot sweet oil; soak your little cloths right after you take them off; when buying cotton to make yourself a nice blouse, be sure that it doesn’t have gum2 on it, because that way it won’t hold up well after a wash; soak salt fish overnight before you cook it; is it true that you sing benna in Sunday school?; always eat your food in such a way that it won’t turn someone else’s stomach; on Sundays try to walk like a lady and not like the slut you are so bent on becoming; don’t sing benna in Sunday school; you mustn’t speak to wharf-rat boys, not even to give directions; don’t eat fruits on the street – flies will follow you; but I don’t sing benna on Sundays at all and never in Sunday school; this is how to sew on a button; this is how to make a button-hole for the button you have just sewed on;this is how to hem a dress when you see the hem coming down and so to prevent yourself from looking like the slut I know you are so bent on becoming; this is how you iron your father’s khaki shirt so that it doesn’t have a crease; this is how you iron your father’s khaki pants so that they don’t have a crease; this is how you grow okra – far from the house, because okra tree harbors red ants; when you are growing dasheen, make sure it gets plenty of water or else it makes your throat itch whenyou are eating it; this is how you sweep a corner; this is how you sweep a whole house; this is how you sweep a yard; this is how you smile to someone you don’t like too much; this is how you smile to someone you don’t like at all; this is how you smile to someone you like completely; this is how you set a table for tea; this is how you seta table for dinner; this is how you set a table for dinner with an important guest; thisis how you set a table for lunch; this is how you set a table for breakfast; this is howto behave in the presence of men who don’t know you very well, and this way theywon’t recognize immediately the slut I have warned you against becoming; be sure towash every day, even if it is with your own spit; don’t squat down to play marbles –you are not a boy, you know; don’t pick people’s flowers – you might catch something;don’t throw stones at blackbirds, because it might not be a blackbird at all; this ishow to make a bread pudding; this is how to make doukona6; this is how to makepepper pot7; this is how to make a good medicine for a cold; this is how to make a good medicine to throw away a child before it even becomes a child; this is how tocatch a fish; this is how to throw back a fish you don’t like, and that way somethingbad won’t fall on you; this is how to bully a man; this is how a man bullies you; this is how to love a man; and if this doesn’t work there are other ways, and if they don’twork don’t feel too bad about giving up; this is how to spit up in the air if you feellike it, and this is how to move quick so that it doesn’t fall on you; this is how to make ends meet; always squeeze bread to make sure it’s fresh; but what if the bakerwon’t let me feel the bread?; you mean to say that after all you are really going to bethe kind of woman who the baker won’t let near the bread

Girl by Jamaica Kincaid